Chapter 1 – Life in London

In London, in 1849, I was born. I had one brother a sister a mum and a dad. My dad worked as a blacksmith my mum didn’t work at all she looked after my brother my sister and me. My brothers name is Matthew my sisters name is nicole and my name is Simon-Peter.
One day my father didn’t sell any shoes so he couldn’t buy us any dinner so he went to someones house and stole a loaf of bread. When he got home he told our mum what he had to do to feed the children. The next day when my father left for work when he reached work he told his friend.
That night the same thing happened this time he stole fruit when he got home he told mum again what had happened. This went on for a few weeks then one a police man took my dad to court. He got caught because his friend told on him. He was sent to be executed when Captain Cook came back he told the police not to kill him because he found some land that would be good to send prisoners.
Sentenced To Australia
I was taken too. I didn’t want to go, but I had to. It took about two weeks for them to get the ships ready thre were two war ships three cargo ships and six transportation ships. I went on the same ship as my father. On the ship my father died and I was by my self.

Chapter 2 Living with Brown People

When we got to the new place Australia I was let go because I was had not committed the crimes. I lived in the bush and meet up with the some brown people I asked if I could eat with them they said yes. I stayed the night with these brown people then after a while I was part of them the only difference was I was white not brown. I lived with them for 25 years I hunted with them ate animals of all types I played with the children and practiced with the parents.
Finding A New Place To Live
After living with the brown people for 25 years I felt of seeing white people again so I left the brown people and started a journey through out Australia. At last I found a place to live in a small village. I found a house to live in.

Finding A New Place To Live
When I was about 28 I found a girl I liked we got married. After living in the house for 3 years we left and took up a poor block of land my wife got pregnant and had a boy we named him after me his name was Peter.

Chapter 3 Put in Jail For 3 Months

One day when we where having breakfast a police man knocked at the door. We let him in he said I had to go to jail for 3 months for horse stealing. My wife got a shock when she heard this she kicked the police man in the shins. He feel to the ground he got back up and arrested me.
After 3 months I came back to my house my wife had left, there was a note on the table I picked it up and read it it said I HAVE BEEN KID NAPPED I left the house after reading the note I reported at the police station they said they would help me find her.

Chapter 4 First Taste Of Bush Ranger

After a week or so I gave up looking for my wife this is when I started to be a bushranger I called myself Mean Pizza. No one new about me. My first hold up was carriage I didn’t know how to do it but I tried.
All I had to do was scream “holt” the carriage driver didn’t listen he almost ran over me I jumped out of the way then I got back up I could see the carriage in the distance I stole a horse from a near by farm and chased after the carriage again.
When I reached the carriage on the horse I had a jump for it lucky there was a piece of rop on the back of the carriage I caught on to it the rope was to long I landed on the ground it reminded me when Indiana Jones used his whip to curl around the trucks suspension and he was dragged along the ground.
I pulled myself up the piece of string till I was at the end of the rope I climbed on the carriage to the door I opened it. The only problem was I did not have a gun. I said to the carriage driver “stop the carrige” he didn’t stop the carriage he just turned around and shot me in the leg. I went flying out the carriage door. After that I gave up trying to get on the carriage so I went home.

Chapter 5 Bailing Up A Pub

After that day I went to a pub I had a drink of beer just as I was leaving the pub I remembered that I was a bushranger I turned around and walked back to the waitress and told her to give me all her money she just laughed but this time I wasn’t stupid I sneaked a gun from a nearby man. Lucky he didn’t relized I pulled the gun out and was going to shot but the gun went CLICK I remembered my freind kept guns so they must have bullets.
They did have bullets I asked If I could have 10 of them he gave me 20 instead I loaded my gun and left his house I went back to the same pub this time I said “give me all your money” I lifted my gun and pointed it at her she slowly walked over to the cashregistar and took all the money they had and gave it to me. He gave me ₤350 and quickly I ran out of the pub before the police could catch me.
The Second Hold Up
I tried a carriage again I remember when I got shot in the leg so this time I was ready when the carriage came driving down the road I pulled my gun out and pointed it at the driver the driver did see me this time he stoped the carriage I ran to the door and opened it. The driver didn’t have a gun I told him to give me all his money and that was just what he did he gave me all his money.

Chapter 6 Looking For My Wife

As I left the carriage I went on to find my wife I looked and looked at last I found her and my son, In a broken down carriage. I went inside to say hello my wife was happy to see me. I asked where the kidnapper was she said he was a the pub I quickly untied them and took them home.
After I left home to stop another carriage this time it looked like the carriage my wife and son where tied up in. It was a mean bushranger and he was drunk like my wife said so I did the same thing. I had to jump out of the carriages way, I got up and jumped up on the carriage.
The wind was blowing hard I almost feel of the carriage I jumped to the door and opened it lucky he didn’t her me I closed the door, the door went BANG the driver looked back I crawled under the seat of the carriage then the driver looked back at the road, when I got up I hit my head on the seat.

The driver did hear me I got up and jumped on the driver the carriage turned and smashed into a house. There was pieces of wood flying every where. I found a piece of rope in the carriage I took it and tied the man up. I pulled my gun out and pointed it at him.
I asked him did you kidnap my wife and my son the man said what where there names my wife name is Natalie and my son name is Peter he said yes.  Took him to court and he was sentenced to jail for three years.

Chapter 7 Getting Tracked Down By The Police

I stopped ten carriager’s, bailed up fifteen pubs and stole forty horses. I was starting to be a real Bushranger the police were after me I was worried there was a sign up that said WANTED dead or alive Mean Pizza ₤10,000 I started to be really mean after seeing the sign. I bailed up a house I stole ₤100 and shot both husband and wife, I stole bread, meat and fruit I hid in a near by farm while the police searched the house. I left after stealing a horse
I went back to my hide out ate the bread, meat and fruit.
Chapter 7 Getting Tracked Down By The Police
After I had a nap I slept for 3 hours I had a nightmare of Arachnidfobia when the guy slept and the spider bit him on the toe I woke up from the nightmare I could hear police roaming the streets at night I got out of my hiding spot a carriage.
This time I shot the carriage driver then the two horses I ran to the carriage and got ₤1000 I quickly got out of the carriage and went home to my wife and son. My son was about nine now and he worried about me.
When I got home my son was happy to see me he gave me a hug and a kiss I said I had better stop being a bushranger my wife agreed with me I walked to the front door and looked through the crack I could see the police outside I quickly ran to the back door and ran for my life
I ran and ran till I got to my hide-out luckly none of the police saw me. I watched from my hide-out as they searched the house I said to my self dirty traps. I quickly ran to my bedroom and went to bed.

Chapter 8 Caught By The Police

As I slept I heard the door open this time I jumped through the window I saw a man that wasn’t a police man opening it with five police behind him I couldn’t go home because the police man had taken over my house.
I remembered a bush near by I ran there and hid this time I didn’t spy I just sat there, I fell asleep, lucky I didn’t snore. I stayed behind the bush all night. In the morning I was worried about the police man
I didn’t steal a horse or bail up a pub and I certainly did not stop another carriage for two years that meant my son was eleven years old but I couldn’t celebrate his birthday’s. After I went to town, I liked at every poster they had not one of me, but another bushranger called BLACK TOE PUGS
I thought I didn’t have to worry about the police again as I walked through the town A police man asked aren’t you Mean Pizza I said yes he said you are going to jail for one year. Luckly we didn’t catch you before or we would have killed you so the policeman put handcufs on me and I had to get in the car.

Chapter 9 Out Of Jail

When I could leave jail, when I was set free, I went straight home to see my wife and son when I got home my wife was pregnant she had another boy we called him Adam. He was a cute little chap he looked just like his brother and Peter’s Birthday was one day in front of Adams
Then all our relatives came over we had a party for both son’s because Adam was just born and because Peter had his Yesterday. I remembered all the carriages I stoped all the pubs I baild up and the house and many horses I stole.
I felt much better being a father than a bushranger worrying all night. We bought a new house with pigs, cow’s, sheep, horses and goats and two dogs and three cats that had five baby kitten’s we had a pond with ten fish and we had a small cottage in the middle of all this, it was a wonderful life.